"Hold my beer and watch this" Thread

[d.p]

Thread for the redneck decent... I can hang with the best, don't count me out because my skin color.

 

[Eric Smit]

need to mark this thread with my urine.


-Eric Smit

 

[ThatTmoGuy]

"hold my beer" is the starting sound to the best spectator events ever!

 

[rdss]

DP, where's your "hang with the redneck" story since you can hang with the best of them?! We have our stories and I see none!

 

[d.p]

Ever ride a top gas bike in boots, smiley face boxers, and a cowboy hat at 2am in the morning?

This dumbass has

 

[rdss]

What's redneck about that?! Having the cops chase you down a dirt road in their cruisers and bust a radiator and let us walk, now that's redneck. It's a cool story I heard someone in North Dallas tell back in the day.....

 

[$ub$onic]

Ever ride a top gas bike in boots, smiley face boxers, and a cowboy hat at 2am in the morning?

This dumbass has

Yes I have.........

 

[d.p]

What's redneck about that?! Having the cops chase you down a dirt road in their cruisers and bust a radiator and let us walk, now that's redneck. It's a cool story I heard someone in North Dallas tell back in the day.....

I said hold my beer and watch this before i did it....

All my redneck stuff has to do with my drag racing buddies... this was also the same night I got turned down by one of the Force sisters lol.

 

[d.p]

Yes I have.........

Congrats, you have got to the rank of "dumb as d.p"

 

[rdss]

I said hold my beer and watch this before i did it....

All my redneck stuff has to do with my drag racing buddies... this was also the same night I got turned down by one of the Force sisters lol.

Nice! When you put it that way it makes more sense. Which Force sister?!

 

[$ub$onic]

Congrats, you have got to the rank of "dumb as d.p"

I have also ridden my Harley in a banana hammock through town to.......

 

[rdss]

Barf!

 

[$ub$onic]

Yep. Proud moments

 

[Quinton Exler]

Hold my beer and watch me jump over this.

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[d.p]

Nice! When you put it that way it makes more sense. Which Force sister?!

Courtney Force, I had no clue who she was either until the next day.

 

[seanp1]

Courtney Force, I had no clue who she was either until the next day.

Niiiice!

No wonder she turned you down... lol

 

[$ub$onic]

Oh then where had this moment when we had to move what was left of a truck

 

[d.p]

Niiiice!

No wonder she turned you down... lol

now picture her in some daisy dukes cowboyboots and a tattered up nhra shirt and bingo

i was about 60lbs lighter at the time and still fairly ripped for my size, but plastered lol

 

[d.p]

like so

 

[mitdr774]

AT a car bash and kinda hammered in the evening. One of my buddies bet me that I couldnt run around the hotel with a Bud Light box on my head, in less than 1 minute. It was a $1 bet. Someone tackled me in the last corner, but I did manage to get up and finish in less than 1 minute.

After winning the bet. Almost lost it coming to a stop. Almost plowed into my car.

The box stayed on for quite a while that night.

Somewhere there is a video of me with the Healies (sp) on. They were several sizes to small, I was hammered, and I had no clue how they worked. Good thing a buddy made me wear his helmet. I ended up putting a rather large gouge in the back of it when i went down. Those things are dangerous.