how good is the stock engine?

[Opticon]

Now don't rate it on a scale of 1 to 10 or compare it to any other engine. Don't try to figure out if I'm talking about fuel mileage, reliability, or power. And I don't care how many liters or turbos the engine has.

Just tell me how GOOD it is.

 

[Eric Smit]

herp derp good.


-Eric Smit

 

[Opticon]

Ok, now I will buy one.


-not Eric Smit

 

[Opticon]

Nevermind, I bought a Suburban. The salesman said it was just like a Sonic then showed me how the symbols on the front were the exactly the same.


What mods should I do first? I'm torn between building a turbo kit or installing truck nuts. Which one would make my wife stop stealing my car? I don't like driving her minivan.

 

[rdss]

Truck nutz with huge veins should keep her away from it.......

 

[Opticon]

Exactly the opposite effect they have on SSpeckerwood.

 

[Opticon]

I'd like to take a moment to point out how this thread would be much funnier if most of the threads on this forum were not PRECISELY this stupid.

Stop it.

 

[Eric Smit]

-Eric Smit

 

[ThatTmoGuy]

OMG LULZ this motor is like teh awesomest ting EVERRR!

 

[Eric Smit]

It's BEYOND awesome. Tremendous and most best come to mind.


-Eric Smit

 

[dblackston]

DONT MOD IT THOUGH!!! It will void the warranty to all hell and the only things worth doing are getting loud and low! Its not a race car people! No one should be able to have fun or personalize it or god forbid squeeze out a little more power! It should not be fun in any way just get good gas milage!

....dont think I have enough exclamation marks in there....maybe should have used more CAPS too...

 

[dblackston]

exactly the opposite effect they have on sspeckerwood.

lmao

 

[ThatTmoGuy]

why would you need more power doesn't this thing have like a super boosted turbo or something? i mean with that stock air box it has to have like 10000HP SALT FLATS HERE I COME!

 

[nocoolnames]

And don't forget the stock tune it's the best ever, who needs an aftermarket one with better power and MPGs.

 

[Opticon]

And we'll call it "sarcasticar".

 

[Eric Smit]

I can't begin to explain the joy this thread brings me.


-Eric Smit

 

[ThatTmoGuy]

I can't begin to explain the joy this thread brings me.


-Eric Smit

is it anywhere near as much as the stock air box brings?

 

[sx sonic]

Its so good. I can't believe how awesome it is. Like I raced a comatose and my MPG was so high that the comatose went comatose. And I won

When I put it in auto mode it never shifts and I can Rev it super super high and it gets so fast and loud. Since I have the stock airbox and huge wheels it will never blow up because warranty.

Plus the owners manual says I never have to change my oil or do any service. How awesome

 

[dblackston]

is it anywhere near as much as the stock air box brings?

Or as happy as being low, loud and slow? With your power train warranty unaffected

 

[Sarcrasticar]

Omg guys this thing is awesome!!!