That last one is hilarious. two things are keeping me from printing that out and hanging it. The first is that my printer took a **** and the second is that this job has a 0 tolerance policy towards any kind of horseplay, hazing, making fun or others, or just good ole job site fun. I would hate to get someone else in trouble. The site safety people (yes, safety enforces the no fun rules) do not tend to ask questions until they already threw someone off the job. I do not want to potentially cost someone their job. If times were good and we had near full to full employment I would.